SAN ANTONIO – If you made a resolution to laugh more in 2024, you’re in luck because there are a lot of funny people coming to San Antonio this year.
Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Gaffigan, Ali Wong, Nate Bergatze, Gabriel Iglesias — those are just some of the big names with shows in the Alamo City.
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Of course, even more comedians could be headed our way as the year progresses, but here’s a list of the comedians who have announced tour dates so far:
- Jim Breuer will perform his “Survival With Laughter Tour” at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Jan. 11.
- Ron White has two shows at the Majestic Theatre on Jan. 13.
- Bert Kreischer brings his “Tops Off World Tour” to the Frost Bank Center on Jan. 20.
- Anthony Jeselnik will perform at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Jan. 25.
- Rob Schneider makes a stop on his “The Narcissist Confessions” at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Jan. 26.
- Nate Jackson will perform at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Jan. 27.
- Mark Normand will perform at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Feb. 9.
- Ali Wong will perform at the Majestic Theatre on Tuesday, Feb. 20.
- Ben Brainard will perform at the Carlos Alvarez Studio Theater at the Tobin Center on Feb. 23.
- Jerry Seinfeld will perform at the Majestic Theatre on Feb. 24.
- Tom Segura will be at the Frost Bank Center on Mar. 8 on his “Come Together Tour.”
- Jim Gaffigan will bring his “Barely Alive Tour” to the Frost Bank Center on March 21.
- San Antonio Comedy Festival will feature a lineup of comedians including Sommore, Lavell Crawford, Tony Roberts, and Teddy Carpenter at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Mar. 23.
- Mike Birbiglia will stop at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center during his “Please Stop The Ride” tour on April 12.
- Gabriel Iglesias will perform in San Antonio during his “Don’t Worry Be Fluffy” tour at the Frost Bank Center on April 13.
- Nate Bargatze is bringing his “The Be Funny Tour” to the Majestic Theater in April for five shows April 18-20.
- Bianca Del Rio will be onstage at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on April 25.
- Franco Escamilla is headed to the Majestic Theatre on May 3.
- Ronny Chieng: The “Love to Hate It Tour” has a date at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on May 4.
- Kountry Wayne is making a stop at the Aztec Theatre on May 5 as part of his 29-city “The King of Hearts” Tour.
- Whitney Cummings will visit the LOL Comedy Club on June 14 and 15.
- T.J. Miller is heading to the LOL Comedy Club on June 21, 22 and 23.
- Sofia Niño de Rivera will stop at the Aztec Theatre on June 28.
- Eddie B. will be onstage at the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center with his “Teachers Only Comedy Tour” on June 29.
- Ellen DeGeneres is bringing her farewell tour to the Majestic Theatre on July 12.
- Candice Guardino will bring her “Italian Bred” comedy tour to the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on July 13.
- Zach Rushing and Chad Prather are visiting the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Aug. 3.
- George Lopez returns to the Frost Bank Center on Aug. 10.
- Sebastian Maniscalco is bringing his “It Ain’t Right” tour to the Frost Bank Center on Aug. 11.
- Penn & Teller will bring their comedy magic show to the Majestic Theatre on Aug. 15.
- 85 South Show Live will visit the Freeman Coliseum on Aug. 24.
- Jo Koy will visit the Frost Bank Center on Sept. 7.
- Martin Amini will visit the Aztec Theatre on Sept. 14.
- Jessica Kirson will visit the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Sept. 20.
- David Cross will take his “The End of The Beginning of The End” tour to Stable Hall on Sept. 27.
- Cat & Nat are headed to the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Oct. 3.
- Felipe Esparza brings his “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Tour” to the Freeman Coliseum on Oct. 5.
- Marc Maron will be at the Charline McCombs Empire Theatre on Oct. 6.
- Jeff Arcuri will visit the Tobin Center on Oct. 11.
- Bill Maher is bringing “The WTF? Tour” to the Majestic Theatre on Oct. 12.
- D.L. Hughley will visit the LOL Comedy Club on Oct. 18, 19 and 20.
- Jeff Goldblum and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra will perform at the Majestic Theatre on Oct. 19.
- David Sedaris is headed to the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Oct. 30.
- Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner are headed to the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Nov. 15.
- Steve Trevino will bring his “Good Life Tour” to the H-E-B Performance Hall at the Tobin Center on Nov. 30.
- Carlos Mencia is heading to the LOL Comedy Club on Dec. 5, 6, 7 and 8.
- Nick Swardson will visit the Aztec Theatre on Dec. 6.
In addition to these top-billed comedians, there are funny people performing several times a week at San Antonio’s Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, so check their calendar for shows.
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